Nasty Pixies

Today we were visited by Woodland Pixies.  Don't let the name 'pixie' fool you, they are some nasty nymphos.  It's a good thing Elves naturally have hours of stamina, otherwise we would have been eaten by them from not sustaining their nymphotic needs.

No worries though, we took shifts so that you couldn't tell we left our cookie making duties.  And we were far enough away from the kitchen so that no love stuff got into the chocolate at all.  Good thing since the last time this happened, the batch went to North America...and then everyone couldn't stop eating the cookies because Elf juice is filled with substances that are addictive to humans.

We learned our lesson.  We had to work double time for a year in order to keep up.  Fortunately, people learned to wean themselves off cookies onto cigarettes so we were able to take a break from that.

Well, it's my turn with the pixies, so until the next time we meet.

Stay Sweetly Sexy,

Keebler the Elf