Swine Flu
As Elves, we are more susceptible to things in the human world, but Swine Flu is not one of them, so no one has to worry about their cookies being contaminated because we are super resilient to swine flu. The minute we contract swine flu, our Elvish enzymes eat it away. Unfortunately we don't have a cure since our enzymes would in essence make all of you contract a disease 10 times worse than cholera (that's a lot of poop!)
So no worries, Keebler Cookies are still delicious, and more importantly, Swine Flu safe!
Stay Delicious,
Keebler the Elf
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