Thank Cookani It's Wednesday!

Seriously!  Today is Wednesday or Hrokin (in Elvish).  It's our Hutay (holy day) in Elvish Culture.  By Elvish law, we are not allowed to work on Hrokin or Cookani will smite us terribly.  Today is all about Cookani.  Fortunately, Papa Elf is a devout Cookanian, so he follows the teachings quite strictly.  While Papa Elf takes the day to devote to Cookani in his private quarters, the rest of us drink and enjoy our oh so limited time off from the grueling cookie making process.

Today we will probably buy a few Elvish hookers, or we will go down to Smurf Village again...Not really sure.  

Usually on this day we will devote time to learning Sachri Lonchin (Elvish Witchcraft) in order to try and overthrow the current Papa Elf.  So far he has proved to be quite a strong adversary.  But we WILL prevail one day.

Also on this day, we choose one Elf for Limpchin (circumcision).  It's a rite of passage into adulthood.  But, we cut off the whole thing...not just the tip.  Fortunately, we are born with 3, so no worries.

I remember last week, Keebler (one of Keebler's friends) decided that he was going to try and take on the Rancor while it was sleeping...he failed...May he rest in pieces...

Well, that's about it for now, I'm gonna go participate in Rakilaja: An Elvish drinking game where the loser has to be our sex slave for the day...Hope I don't lose again...

Until the next time we meet;

May Cookani Bless You and Your Mutant Children To Be,

Keebler the Elf