Just Made A New Friend

Her name is like a Crystal...well...no, it is that. But she's my new human friend.

But, since I'm only a few inches tall, it would never work. We discussed possibilities, but we decided friendship was the best way to go.

It's ok though, I'm gonna go gangbang Smurfette!!

LONG LIVE SMURF VILLAGE (well, at least Smurfette...)

Keebler the Elf

Herpes

There is a new strain of Elvish Herpes going around. Here are some things you need to know!

1. Elvish Herpes can be caught by ANY species...so to those who are into beastiality, watch out because many Elves like to do it with animals...

2. Elvish Herpes does not taste as good as it may sound...

4. There may be temporary lapses in memory or counting...

7. You may have uncontrollable muscle spas...sd'glknsdvsdlfksnl;

!0-2. Never trust a hoe (not really a rule, I just like that song)

t5. Remember to never...EVER...wait...hold on...can't remember that one, sorry.

Finally:

No matter how much they may show affection, ducks only like you if you have bread...

Keebler The...The...Truck?

Damn rancors...

They broke through our cages (we caught one and were doing lab tests on it) and it destroyed the honey section of the treehouse...son of a bitch!

Good thing tomorrow is Wednesday!!!

Keebler the Elf