Herpes

There is a new strain of Elvish Herpes going around. Here are some things you need to know!

1. Elvish Herpes can be caught by ANY species...so to those who are into beastiality, watch out because many Elves like to do it with animals...

2. Elvish Herpes does not taste as good as it may sound...

4. There may be temporary lapses in memory or counting...

7. You may have uncontrollable muscle spas...sd'glknsdvsdlfksnl;

!0-2. Never trust a hoe (not really a rule, I just like that song)

t5. Remember to never...EVER...wait...hold on...can't remember that one, sorry.

Finally:

No matter how much they may show affection, ducks only like you if you have bread...

Keebler The...The...Truck?