Goats
Turns out goats actually scare rancors rather than encourage them to go into a feeding frenzy like legend told. So now we are buying 20 sacrificial goats from Malaysia. We are not only saving them, but saving ourselves...and the cookies.
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The things we do for you humans....
Keebler the Elf
posted by KeeblerTheElf @ 4:58 PM
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