EXTRA! EXTRA! Rancor Dead! But Babies Survive!

Yeah, we got the Rancor. Unfortunately, 25% of us died (better than the majority!). Another unfortunately...The Rancor had 4 babies we didn't kill, but with the aid of security cameras, they saw us. So now we are trying to plan another fight to kill the babies.

We CAN live in a world free of Rancors!!!

ARE YOU WITH ME?!

...You better be, or you won't be getting any more Keebler cookies! Then the rest of us survivors will find you and make you eat things you don't want to...like porcupines...THEN we'll punch you in the stomach (all those prickles will be stabbing you then!)



Using Any Reason To Get You To Support,

Keebler the Elf