Papa Elf Found My Computer
That's why I haven't had a new blog in a while. I have had to sneak in and go to another Elf's secret computer. And with that I was only allowed to be on for 2 minutes. But now I have my own computer again! :)
But Papa Elf will be suspicious so I will have to play it cool sometimes.
Well, this is what's been happening:
We successfully mated rancors...but then we found out they were just faking it.
We were able to create a new cookie...but then we found out it is poisonous to humans.
We invented a new dance...but then found out it attracts bears.
We had a great feast...but birds flew by and ate the food and some Elves.
We killed a live goat...but then found out it wasn't a goat at all...still don't know what it is.
and finally...
We had a massive orgy...but then found out one of us had gonorrhea...time will tell who was fucked...literally.
So that's it for the update! Thanks for checking back, and I will see you when I-OH MY COOKANI WHAT IS THAT?!
Keebler
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