I Swear To Cookani...

If ONE more person asks me where the cookies are when I sneak out and go to parties...I WILL eviscerate everyone around me and I won't stop until everyone begs me for forgiveness...

Nah, I'm just fuckin with you. I don't care. I'll just put a roofi in your girlfriends drink and take advantage of her while you eat the cookies I laced with arsenic.

Nah, I'm still just fuckin with you. I'll just piss on your toothbrush...

I'm not kidding...

Keebler