Just Made A New Friend

Her name is like a Crystal...well...no, it is that. But she's my new human friend.

But, since I'm only a few inches tall, it would never work. We discussed possibilities, but we decided friendship was the best way to go.

It's ok though, I'm gonna go gangbang Smurfette!!

LONG LIVE SMURF VILLAGE (well, at least Smurfette...)

Keebler the Elf