Today We Will Kill The Rancor!

Today is the day we plan to kill the Rancor while it sleeps. Obviously it is a nocturnal creature, so we should have the upper hand. Though, if it puts its titty...booby traps up again, it will be awoken and destroy at least 50% of us (our stubby legs do not help us to run fast and its long dancer's legs allow it to have a farther stride)

Wish us luck. We have been saving up our rations of plastic forks and sharpened chop sticks to fight it. We realize that it's hide is very tough, but we will prevail as long as we use poison ivy (Rancors are deathly allergic to poison ivy) and with the aid of the pixies we slept with (and satiated their sexual drives) we will use the pixie dust to distract it.

Pray we make it back with minimal casualties.


With Fear And A Little Gas,

Keebler the Elf