STD

The new Strategic Tactical Division (STD for short) is coming up with the plan to destroy the rancor babies.  This will be a tough mission, and many, many fairy tale lives will be killed...but you will go down in history as something that once possibly existed and then eventually something that is a myth...but you'll still be remembered!

So, if you're interested in sacrificing...er, HELPING kill the rancor, please contact Keebler the Elf at elfnamedkeebler@yahoo.com  or call 8675309...

Hope To See A Lot Of Young Stupid Bodies!

Keebler the Elf