Elvish Thoughts

These are the things I think about and other information about my life as an Elf...Ironically, all Elves are named Keebler...so it gets confusing at times...

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

It's a small world

Just found a friend who I never knew was even in the Treehouse! His name is Keebler

Anyway, preparations for killing he rancor are almost complete. Since they are still baby rancors, they are susceptible to horse semen, so we have been trying our best to get that. Our first attempts failed like that guy who died from doing that video with a horse...but now we have created a machine for the horse to..."mount"...why didn't we just ask the human horse ranchers for advice?...

Until Next Time, Stay Sexy,

Keebler the Elf

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